DanteTheNerd

DanteTheNerd

Favorite films

  • Pink Floyd: The Wall
  • 8 Mile
  • The Warriors
  • Rango

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  • Cunk on Life

    ★★

  • The House That Jack Built

    ★★★★

  • Borderlands

    ½

  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★★½

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  • Cunk on Life

    Cunk on Life

    ★★

    Like Cunk on Earth, this documentary personifies an almost mirrored extension of Diane’s character from Ricky Gervais’s “Afterlife” one of my favourite shows of all time.  Unfortunately the comic relief character is a Love/Hate archetype depending on imo the values of the viewer, where in my personal opinion, the host comes across as “detatched” or “disinterested”. where Cunk reflects this impression (or transparency) for an internal and in-depth disdain for many intellectual and historical/cultural pursuits.

    This documentary is an attempt…

  • Borderlands

    Borderlands

    ½

    I apologise Garfield.

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  • The Garfield Movie

    The Garfield Movie

    ½

    Never again. Hell don’t even watch it. They don’t deserve your money or attention, a clearly soulless cash grab with illumination knockoff animation, taking advantage of the Garfield IP

    I literally forgot the entire movie and the plot after watching it, I’m not even kidding. I paid $5 to see it and I still somehow want a refund 😂

    Infact if your kid didn’t clean their room, I wouldn’t put them in time out, I would take them to watch the 2024 Garfield movie.

  • Rocky

    Rocky

    ★★★

    There’s like a 10 minute scene where he’s just straight up mansplaining, there’s some bits where I thought that this was a weird incomprehensible fever dream. Some things haven’t aged well, but the last half was suspenseful and a fun watch

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