danthemilk

danthemilk

5 stars - one of my favourite movies of all time

Favorite films

  • La La Land
  • The Lego Movie
  • Spider-Man: No Way Home
  • Her

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  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★

  • Kung Fu Panda 4

    ★★★★

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    ★★★

  • The Tutor

    ★½

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  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    ★★★

    Was super excited for this but left somewhat disappointed. Too many references and modern lingo that ended up being grating by the end of the movie. Also wasn’t a fan of some of the lore changes. The turtles are still pretty likeable, and I appreciate the attempt to make them more teen-like, but imo the highlights of the movie were Superfly and ofc the animation.

    Overall I just thought they tried too hard to appeal to mainstream audiences. Imo Rise was a better way of refreshing things while staying true to TMNT lore.

  • The Tutor

    The Tutor

    ★½

    missed 15 min while taking a shit… butwtf was this 

    this movie had no idea what it wanted to do or be

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  • Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie

    Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie

    ★★★★

    THE ANIMATION !!!!!!!

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder

    ★½

    As someone who loves Ragnarok, JoJo Rabbit, and Taika’s works in general, this is probably the most disappointed I’ve ever been walking out of an mcu movie. It was insanely unfunny, had massive tonal issues and pacing issues, way too much was obviously cut out, made weird story decisions, and had some of the worst cgi in all the mcu. I really wanted to like it. Christian Bale as Gorr was a highlight but he was barely in the movie and severely underused. This goes near the bottom of the mcu for me.

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