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If at anytime my Profile Picture isn’t our lord and Saviour Pedro Pascal, I’m in a deep dark place questioning life.

Favorite films

  • Scream
  • Clerks
  • Hot Fuzz
  • Army of Darkness

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Little Miss Sunshine

    ★★★★

  • Uncle Buck

    ★★★

  • A Real Pain

    ★★★★

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  • Terrifier 3

    Terrifier 3

    ★★★★

    What the fuck. 

    Anyways, definitely can say that this is a whole new level of horror comedy with Art’s body language and miming. Goofy at sometimes but fucking hilarious, man’s so funny and I’d be so annoyed if I were chased by him. 

    The first half is pretty fucked up and hilarious but the 2nd half switches up real quick back to terrifying and severely intense. That last act was excellent. 

    That’s what I love about the Terrifier films, I…

  • Kinds of Kindness

    Kinds of Kindness

    ★★★★

    Kind heartfelt movie honestly

    I’m still always surprised when I see a film made by Yorgos Lanthimos, no matter the context or the length of the movie, I’m always super interested and can’t take my eyes if the screen. 

    This film flew by and I was pretty hooked all the way through. I personally love films that do chapter like stories but I think this slapped hard because each of the 3 chapters had loads of similarities and differences and…

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    I extremely enjoyed this, event though the 3rd act might’ve dropped the ball a little I thought it was entertaining the whole way through. 

    Like any other Bong Joon Ho flick it was unique and witty, I can definitely say I’ll be revisiting this one again. 

    Robert Pattinson was awesome and showed some great talent but the lad Mark Ruffalo almost stole the show, blood had me laughing every time he opened his mouth

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★½

    One of the most ridiculous things I’ve seen in a long time, was absolutely hilarious and fun. 

    It’s definitely my type of entertainment, I don’t think you JB peeps would find this a funny as I did tho

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    Took me ages to decide between a 4 or 4.5 

    My boy Willem is too fucking goated, we don’t deserve him

    And bill can be casted as every villain in every movie ever and I wouldn’t be mad

  • Talk to Me

    Talk to Me

    ★★★★½

    Fucking banger, great directorial debut from the Philippou twins

    A great creative new twist on the demonic possession and Qujia board genre. Honestly outstanding in every way from the cinematography to the performances, and especially the effects. 

    It’s a genius concept and the world building/setting they have created is so unique and fresh. 

    RackaRacka definitely cooked, seasoned and Delivered. This gives me hope for future aussie films and I’m definitely looking forward to what the Philippou’s do next. 

    Genuinely scary too