the score and camera angles in this film fucked me up SO HARD!!! also i met JAMES FRANCO when i went to the bathroom before the movie and i was close enough to pet ryan gosling's hair.

all the women in this are hot and stylish and all the men are dogs

i am speechless

a classic

wayyy too dull for such a visually striking film, visuals can’t carry a film alone. i get the acting is supposed to be campy but it is just irritating.

one star for the costumes and set director, one for the director of photography, and half for elaine’s eyeshadow

Oof....this was an unnecessary and egregious display of masculinity, Tarantino’s ego, and misdirected nostalgia. It lacks a lot, and somehow still includes too much.

one of the only horror films i’ve thoroughly enjoyed

i’m speechless

some thoughts i wrote down while watching this movie:
--there is nothing i despise more than jesse eisenberg feebly trying to act out woody allen's trite words
--convoluted and seemingly pointless
--trying too hard to be edgy and profound, not trying hard enough to be quality
--greta gerwig you're better than this
--how the F are these stories connected? why push them together into one movie? just bc they all take place in rome??
--woody allen's character irritated the fuck out of me and not just bc he's a horrible human being

very funny and well made, it was a little awkward having tommy wisseau in the audience, considering that this film is making fun of him

why do i keep letting la la land rip out my still beating heart to stomp on it in the middle of the theater?

YES YES YES this movie was so beautiful i was on the verge of tears the whole time and i lost it at mia's final audition