DaPlagueDoctor

DaPlagueDoctor

"Give them pleasure – the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare."

Favorite films

  • Frances Ha
  • Cléo from 5 to 7
  • La Haine
  • Mulholland Drive

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  • The Goonies

    ★★

  • Now You See Me

    ★½

  • Godzilla Minus One

    ★★

  • Snowpiercer

    ★★★

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  • The Goonies

    The Goonies

    ★★

    Sometimes you've gotta hang up your leather boots, retire your badge and retreat to the solace of your rocking chair. As the sun begins to set and your hat gently tips over your brows, you mutter to the wind the bittersweet phrase "I'm too old for this crud".

  • Now You See Me

    Now You See Me

    ★½

    "Some things are best left unexplained" but yet the film proceeds to exhaustingly explain every single aspect of itself. Good cheap showmanship at least.

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  • Jaws

    Jaws

    ★★★★

    Anticipating another overly-exaggerated and deplorable shark film, I've never given Jaws the time of day to prove me wrong until now. Steven Spielberg delivered an absolutely stunning piece that genuinely kept me clawing at my armrests and at times managed to repel my entire body away from the screen due to sheer shock. Lifeless and psychotic pupils approaching an unsuspecting flopping chunk of flesh before effortlessly engulfing an entire limb. The shark design, musical score and sound mixing managed to…

  • The Shape of Water

    The Shape of Water

    ★★★½

    "Unable to percieve the shape of You. I find you all around me. Your presence fills my eyes with Your love. It humbles my heart, For you are everywhere."

    Guillermo del Toro creates a fantastical romance piece exploring the unspoken connection between the Creature from the Black Lagoon and a woman unable to communicate through sound. Two outcasts joined through similarities in times of tragedy; the most haunting similarity being their ability to squeal if met with the fury of…

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