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  Girl Haunts Boy 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  "You should let me cleanse your aura sometime."

  So thaaat's what the kids are calling it nowadays. 😂

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  The Beast 2023

  ★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  I just realized that the QR code was for a mid-credits scene and instead of watching it, I'm deducting half a star for the added pretentiousness.

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  The Three Lives of Thomasina 1963

  ★★★★ Rewatched 15 Apr 2021

  me as a kid: this is weird
  me as an old person: I, too, wish to live alone in the glen with only animals for friends and strike terror into the hearts of local youth for fun.

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  Metallica: Some Kind of Monster 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Aug 2022 1

  I am absolutely amazed that Hetfield hasn't murdered Ulrich yet.

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