Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  From Vadican to Vadican't.

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  The Green Bird 2017

  ★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Six minutes of pure, unadulterated Green Bird action.

Popular reviews

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  Rogue Elements: A Ryan Drake Story 2024

  ½ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  This guy really said that Barbie was shit and then went and made a fucking Steven Seagal movie. The movie goes through actual lengths to ensure that it is devoid of anything of value. Not a single aspect of this movie is good, it's impressively incompetent.

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  Ellen Degeneres: For Your Approval 2024

  ½ Watched 30 Sep 2024

  Me when I get CANCELLED(The consequences of my own actions) by THE MEDIA(My own fans) for speaking THE TRUTH(Being an asshole)

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