Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Wild Robot 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025 1

  First half: “this is obviously gorgeous and creative, not 110% sure as to what all the fuss is about though.

  Second half: “Dreamworks are fucking cooking, what the actual faaaark ! 😭😭”

  I really cried my ass off to this.

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  Chocolat 2000

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  A cozy movie from Ambers childhood she wanted to show me. It’s definitely cozy. There’s something about the quant little town, the breezy melodic score.. it makes you want to shack up and stay in it’s little world, despite the constant noseing around by the ignorant bastards that make up half of the township..

Popular reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Jan 2024

  Imagine COMPLAINING that Emma Stone touched your Hairy Business !

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  The Evil Dead 1981

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Apr 2023 1

  Cmon Ash you got this..

  The stare off (or rather non-stare off) trope used between Ash and his gf feels so random, that it’s actually kinda genius that it was a deliberate and written decision.

  Crediting this movie for the sound design of the Nazi zombies in Call of duty.

  Hold on did that woman just get fingered by a branch?

  
  “Shut up Linda.”