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Favorite films

  • The Killer
  • Seven Samurai
  • Police Story
  • Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

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  • The Brutalist

    ★★★★½

  • Ring

    ★★★★★

  • Ne Zha

    ★★★★

  • Court of Gold

    ★★★★

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  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★★★★

    It’s rare to find a film so full of energy, especially with such an elongated runtime (though I have no doubt that Baz could sustain that energy for his four hour cut that I so desperately desire). Are there any other moments in cinema that are as rebelliously entertaining as Trouble, as musically enthralling as the Vegas Rehearsal, as spiritually uplifting as If I Can Dream, and as emotionally compelling as Unchained Melody? Certainly, cinema has been around for a…

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4

    ★★★★★

    Jovanovich’s 4th Symphony. A colossal epic, filled to the brim with Hollywood’s best action. Ever. At least, in my opinion, after looking at all my highest rated American action films on this app, I will say that this one is the best. Of all fucking time. And Stahelski is Hollywood’s best action director of all fucking time too. Not only because he knows how to film kickass fights and stunts visibly and edit them to be intelligible, but also because…

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  • Ring

    Ring

    ★★★★★

    Terrifying, suspenseful, and soaked with atmosphere. Just a masterclass in horror.

  • Ne Zha

    Ne Zha

    ★★★★

    Some beautiful animation, great character and set design, and gorgeous animation. It’s also funny as hell, so I can’t wait to see the new one with all the hype it’s getting!

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  • Spirited

    Spirited

    ½

    Dogshit A.I. generated tiktok marvel quippy gen z piece of garbage filth. What happens when you take Ryan Reynolds and Will Ferrell, two of the worst and most annoying comedians ever, and put them in a meta laughtrack “every lines a quip” movie in post MCU tiktok shit universe reimagining of an old classic for the most idiotic people on the planet? You get this. Worst movie I’ve ever seen. If you liked this, you should feel bad. If you…

  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin

    ★★★★★

    I was enjoying this quite a lot, but at around the middle point I realized that I could relate to this film a lot more than I initially thought. I had a friend, let’s call them Eminem, who I was great friends with since 4th grade. We were in the same church class, same classes throughout a lot of middle and high school, but junior year he quite abruptly distanced himself and then senior year and beyond I’ve barely heard…