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  Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning 2023

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 28 Feb 2024

  This is a great movie! It’s Mission Impossible v Terminator! 
  The opening 5 mins is perfect. You see the most damned awful Impossible event transpire and you know Ethan has got to in to the bowels of hell and you’re like f¥€< No!
  It lost half a star because I could have easily watched all 6hrs of the movie in one go. I can’t wait another year!

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  Sisu 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2024

  John Wick meets Inglorious Bastards. The movies made me feel like I wanted to kill some Nazis.

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  Star Wars: The Last Jedi 2017

  ½ Watched 18 Jan 2018 2

  It’s like a beautiful turd. The one that you’ve felt building up for ages but you can’t go because you’ve been out all day and public toilets are awful. So you get home and you’ve now got a sweat on. So you run to the toilet because you’re desperate to bowl it out. By the time you pull your pants down you’re almost turtle necking. And then you drop the most perfect turd. One single piece that so tall it…

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  Terminator Genisys 2015

  ½ Watched 22 Oct 2019 3

  In Indian the word for shit is Tuttee. Also the word for dog is kutha. Well then in Indian you would say this was a real kutha de tuttee film. This film was nonsense. Every single part.

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