both extremely unserious and treating this like an olympic sport
let’s be honest if it’s queer i’ll probably like it
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Kill Bill: Vol. 2 2004
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
so they shot her in the chest with a shotgun, drugged her, tied her up, and buried her alive six feet underground and she STILL SURVIVED because some wildly racist and sexist chinese priest forced her to use chopsticks with a broken hand and punch wood! yay!
in the end, AFTER ALL OF THAT, that was kind of an anticlimactic (but i guess satisfying) way for bill to die. i don’t know. i guess it’s over now?
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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 2003
“you might not be able to fight like a samurai…” is crazy thing to say after watching her kill an army of 88 men plus like 10 of your finest. yeah you slice the top of her head off for that one babe
three stars not four because i don’t care for gore (i know, why did i even watch this right) and tarantino’s foot fetish (and other uncomfortable director quirks he has) is weird no matter how good someone says his movies are
OKAY FINE half a star extra because it’s uma thurman. like cmon, i’d let her kill me 88 times and i’d thank her
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12 Angry Men 1957
so how do i justify putting this into my ‘two people talking’ list
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