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  Irish Wish 2024

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  I missed the first 20 minutes or so, but ultimately this is a hallmark movie staring Lindsay Lohan, and it turns out that makes a slightly below average movie. Not too bad

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  It’s movie, the plot is pretty paint by numbers and there’s nothing that really changes that dynamic. However the acting is great, Sophie Thatcher is a star. Loses a lot of points for being pretty paint by numbers all in all.

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Sep 2024

  The movie feels like coming off of a 3 week binge, Demi Moore’s performance endears her to the audience in a painfully visceral way. Bouncing between her and  Margaret Qualley is a brutal showcase of the different hues that the world can take on. The supporting cast is great, and as has been stated the last 30 minutes are a fever dream. It’s really good, and yet I can’t help but feel as though it runs its plot as thin…

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  Venom: The Last Dance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Oct 2024

  Look it’s not good, but they’ve never been about being good movies, it’s about Tom Hardy muttering to himself. It’s probably the worst one but that doesn’t really matter. It’s honestly hard to review. It starts awful, and ends kinda bad rough, but I don’t care for some reason. There’s a weird kind of charm and heart to it, even if the script is bad and the effects are mid and the overall character growth is non existent (he learns the same shit every movie) I can’t help but kinda like it. Long story short 5/5 movie, it’s exactly what you expect.

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