Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025 1

  Had some funny moments and creative kills, but the best bits were in the trailer.

  I loved the idea, and to me, it's peak Stephen King, but I think it's better suited to a short story.

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  Wolf Man 2025

  ★½ Watched 17 Jan 2025 1

  This film reeks of "a January horror movie."

  I had high hopes for this since I really enjoyed the director's prior films, *Upgrade* and *The Invisible Man*, but this lacked any of the style or nuance of either of those.

  A boring, poorly lit, poorly edited movie full of paper-thin characters, I struggled to get invested in or care about.

  The lighting was so poor in places I thought I was watching that one episode of the last season of *Game of Thrones*.

  Woof.

Recent reviews

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  The Room 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  A postmodern classic.

  Yes, the cast have zero chemistry.
  Yes, the script sucks
  And yes, nobody can act.
  But
  This film prevails in being the funniest comedy of the 21st century.

  Bravo!

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  Short Circuit 2 1988

  ★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Probably not as good as Short Circuit 1 but I enjoyed it way more.

Popular reviews

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  Mad Max: Fury Road 2015

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 May 2024

  Incredible in scale and constantly stunning in every sense. there will never be another movie like Fury Road.

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  Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024

  ★★★ Watched 10 May 2024

  Enjoyable enough entry in the Planet of The Apes saga.

  Was a little deflated that I didn't enjoy it as much as the trilogy from a couple of years ago, but I also didn't expect it to live up to they're quality.

  This film felt like it had a lot less to say and lacked the interesting characters of Matt Reeves' films, though, I did like the world building and the adventure of the film.