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Recent reviews

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  West Side Story 2021

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Mar 2025

  Oh, if only the last thing I saw before I died was Rachel Zegler

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Rachel Zegler is the best part of this; Gal Gadot is both really bad but also not in this very much. Still, I had a decently good time watching this (that may just be because of how much I was laughing at how bad some parts of this were)

Popular reviews

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  The Luck of the Irish 2001

  ★★ Watched 16 Mar 2024

  Where the fuck was Saoirse Ronan

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  'Twas the Night 2001

  ★★½ Watched 05 Dec 2023

  Walt: Jessie, we need to save Christmas.
  Jessie: I don't know about this Mr. White, Gus might get mad if we don't make enough crystal

  *5 minutes into saving Christmas*
  Jessie : HO HO HO, BITCH, MERRY CHRISTMAS, YO