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  Vivo 2021

  ★ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  Would've rather just had Spanish class

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Sorry everybody, I'm lame again. Just felt sort of directionless to me, and none of the humor really landed for me. I'll go crawl back into my cave though, I'm sure I'm wrong about this one

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  Harold and the Purple Crayon 2024

  ★½ Watched 04 Aug 2024

  Zachary Levi has possibly the strangest typecast in film history

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  Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour 2023

  ★ Watched 12 Jul 2024

  Some of Taylor's worst performing with subpar and unimpressive guitar playing to accompany it. Pair that with inconsistent visuals, mediocre choreography and uninterested side performers (with the exception of the big black fella, he gave it his all), you get a shitty concert with an even shittier film to document it.

  Note: I had the displeasure of watching the 3.5 hour "Taylor's version" of the concert which includes additional acoustic performances which are truly some of Swift's most cringe-worthy vocal work. I find it hard to believe that of all the nights of the tour, this was the best performance.

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