This has to be the silliest film I’ve seen in a while, but not in a ‘so silly, it’s good’ way like Flash Gordon.
Despite having a good cast and some interesting ideas, Jupiter Ascending mostly feels like a garbled mess. There are some parts that are pretty cool, but they’re never really put together in a meaningful way. A salad bowl of events, without the sauce to stick the ingredients together. This messy absurdity even spilled over into the…