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Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  It’s like watching an hour of Black Swan followed by an hour of Saw ordered on Temu.

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  Atomic Blonde 2017

  ★½ Watched 24 May 2021

  - „Hey, let‘s use the German version of this legendary David Bowie song. You know, because we‘re in Berlin“
  - „Great idea! That will make our completely obvious soundtrack choices seem a bit less cliché.“

  - „Hey, you know what else we could do? Use a mediocre English cover of this legendary Falco song. You know, to subvert the audience‘s expectations“.
  - „You‘re fired, and I‘m stopping this movie.“

Popular reviews

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  Wish Upon 2017

  ½ Watched 24 Jul 2017

  Worst. Sneak. Ever.

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