David Wellens

David Wellens

always on the lookout for something unique

Favorite films

  • The Matrix
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Se7en
  • Once Upon a Time in the West

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  • Madame Web

    ½

  • The Killer

    ★★★★

  • Home Alone 3

    ★★★★★

  • Noelle

    ★★★

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  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    ½

    I can't go into a critically panned superhero film with an objective mind if the second scene features a paramedic behind the wheel of an ambulance grinning as she's nonchalantly swerving through traffic, casually commenting on passerby's while someone is supposedly dying in the back of the ambulance over an upbeat pop song playing in full swing.

    S.J. Clarkson killed off her own career before it even started.

  • The Killer

    The Killer

    ★★★★

    Leave it to David Fincher to make thrilling the mundane and boring job of Fassbender's assassin character staking out his target and whereabouts before executing his contract (pun intended).

    I'm not familiar with the source material but I wouldn't have guessed this meticulous sociopath to have a) a girlfriend and b) enough emotions still to execute a revenge plot on the people who stiffed him after a job gone wrong.

    This didn't play out as I had expected but overall…

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  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★★½

    76/100

    A riveting trilogy closer that emphasizes gags and references in the first half only to open up the gas and explode full throttle in its second half. Definitely worth the price of admission.

  • Noelle

    Noelle

    ★★★

    All a good Christmas film needs is Christmas spirit.

    Well, that and a good cast, decent writing, and some corny jokes.