Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  Like Annihilation meets Dumb and Dumber… but not at good as either

  2/5

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  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Jan 2025

  • Pink Opaque
  • Durst
  • Mister Melancholy 
  • SOUP PARTY! 
  • misery
  • fear
  • denial 
  • more denial

  As if David Lynch directed an episode of Goosebumps about gender dysphoria. 
  About an individual in complete denial of the person they really are.

  3.5/5

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  A timeline: 

  • miserable and pretty
  • lavender 
  • ”whys he beathe tho?!” - Kit
  • Spindle fingers
  • Orloked! 
  • don’t chew the scenery Lily, the crew worked hard on that…
  • “I BLOODY LOVE WILLEM DAFOE!” - Davey
  • this is the most blue/grey movie I’ve ever seen
  • nice bloomers
  • terrible babysitter, who recommended you?! 
  • miserabler and prettier
  • much moustache
  • sunset/sunrise

  Review:
  Every shot in the first act is like an a William…

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  A timeline: 

  * “I want magical pants - Kitty 
  * Soggy pants 
  * Never trust a blueberry
  * Breathe
  * Bob Ross 
  * Hungry for pie?
  * Didn’t Marilyn Manson get cancelled? 
  * Blueberry juice
  * Everything is so moist
  * Oh matey! 

  An intense analysis of the issues that lay between blind faith and blind non faith.
  Sophie Thatcher and Chloe East shine here, but Hugh Grant absolutely steals the show as The Heretic, Mr Reed. A movie well worth your time. 

  BAGUUL rating: 0/5

  Movie rating: 4.5/5

  Dan/Davey/Kitty