The Dante Hell Club

The Dante Hell Club

Favorite films

  • Bad Taste
  • Antichrist
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • As Above, So Below

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  • The Gorge

    ★★

  • I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★★½

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

  • Heretic

    ★★★★½

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  • The Gorge

    The Gorge

    ★★

    Like Annihilation meets Dumb and Dumber… but not at good as either

    2/5

  • I Saw the TV Glow

    I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★★½

    • Pink Opaque
    • Durst
    • Mister Melancholy 
    • SOUP PARTY! 
    • misery
    • fear
    • denial 
    • more denial

    As if David Lynch directed an episode of Goosebumps about gender dysphoria. 
    About an individual in complete denial of the person they really are.

    3.5/5

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

    A timeline: 

    • miserable and pretty
    • lavender 
    • ”whys he beathe tho?!” - Kit
    • Spindle fingers
    • Orloked! 
    • don’t chew the scenery Lily, the crew worked hard on that…
    • “I BLOODY LOVE WILLEM DAFOE!” - Davey
    • this is the most blue/grey movie I’ve ever seen
    • nice bloomers
    • terrible babysitter, who recommended you?! 
    • miserabler and prettier
    • much moustache
    • sunset/sunrise

    Review:
    Every shot in the first act is like an a William…

  • Heretic

    Heretic

    ★★★★½

    A timeline: 

    * “I want magical pants - Kitty 
    * Soggy pants 
    * Never trust a blueberry
    * Breathe
    * Bob Ross 
    * Hungry for pie?
    * Didn’t Marilyn Manson get cancelled? 
    * Blueberry juice
    * Everything is so moist
    * Oh matey! 

    An intense analysis of the issues that lay between blind faith and blind non faith.
    Sophie Thatcher and Chloe East shine here, but Hugh Grant absolutely steals the show as The Heretic, Mr Reed. A movie well worth your time. 

    BAGUUL rating: 0/5

    Movie rating: 4.5/5

    Dan/Davey/Kitty