daveyjonez

daveyjonez

Favorite films

  • The Favourite
  • The Preacher's Wife
  • We Need to Talk About Kevin
  • The Prince of Egypt

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  • A Little Princess

  • Longlegs

    ★★★½

  • Symbiopsychotaxiplasm

  • The Craft

    ★★½

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  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★★½

    In a lot of ways, this feels like Perkins’ Nosferatu. A dark force works through a young girl, controlling her and stealing her innocence. He - the Evil - can only enter a home when he’s invited. And of course, what follows is the ensuing perversion of the girls’ innocence - in nosferatu’s case, it was through the literal act of sex, but for long legs, it was him placing something in these young girls that they didn’t quite understand.…

  • Symbiopsychotaxiplasm

    Symbiopsychotaxiplasm

    Schenectady, NY for people who fuck

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  • The Iron Claw

    The Iron Claw

    ★★★★

    ric flair drip go whoo on a bitch 😔

  • Belly

    Belly

    ★★★★½

    Truly has got to be top 3 movie intros ive ever seen….up there w tilda swinton bathing in the sea of tomatos at the start of we meed to talk about kevin, yall know what im talking about 

    Bonus point for the subplot of the gang where all the niggas involved had silk presses and bumped ends