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Black Bag 2025
Hot DAMN. An absolute crackerjack picture barreling through the crack in the winter doldrum glass left by last week’s messy and earnest Mickey 17, Black Bag, the first slam dunk of 2025, is a precise, playful, wondrously romantic thriller.
While more than enough to dissect on its own, Soderbergh’s Black Bag is maybe best thought of in comparison to his other 2025 feature Presence, a bruised, bleeding heart of a picture with more rough edges than can count, overcome through sheer…
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The Electric State 2025
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
If I were Netflix and I was pitched spending $320 million dollars on "Ready Player One with the ending of Amour" I would probably find that a tasteless waste of money that pilfers the corpses of popular discourse by insecure idiots who have no qualms selling their souls to the highest bidder, but I'm not a genius like Ted Sarandos so what do I know?
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The Hate U Give 2018
'Crowdpleasing' has never been a term I particularly liked, especially outside of the four-quadrant blockbusters. Whenever a drama, especially a drama that deals with serious issues gets called 'crowdpleasing', it usually means that the issues and themes have been pacified enough that it's not going to piss off anyone for the sake of making an extra buck or two. But I was hopeful walking into The Hate U Give. In a year where we have had three films that tackled…
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Captain America: Brave New World 2025
Only good moment is when a sea of boyfriends around me quietly whispered “that’s from Eternals” to the most patient women I’ve ever encountered.
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