Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  and on top of everything the sci-fi concepts in this are fucking insane

  a matrix-esque DNA-reading robot spider that can send you to a different multiverse?? and that’s like a side thing

  mfs go their whole lives wishing they could pull off an insane yet tactile futuristic city like Nueva York 2099 and it’s only like a third of the movie

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  The Departed 2006

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  “Yeah I liked it… I wish I had my glasses on.” -Abby

Popular reviews

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  White Boy 2017

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Apr 2021

  Yo half of these interviewees need their own documentaries!!!

  One dude said he killed 30 people in open court! 

  Fuck dude Detroit in the 80s was insane

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  Added

  I've been so fucking sick and tired of watching new movies lately.

  The mountain of generally average to good but not great movies that came out last year plus the slog that was award season truly had me worried that I was incapable of enjoying a new movie. A part of me didn't even want to watch this.

  But goddamn this is the best movie I've seen in the last 5 maybe 10 years and one of my all-time favorites.…