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The Florida Project 2017
God these child actors don’t play 😭 a movie hasn’t moved me like this in a long time
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I Used to Be Funny 2023
Kinda feels like a high score for this but there are parts of this I really love. Also parts of this that are a bit clunky. The dialogue between her and her friends kinda sucks and feels wayyy too meta like oh my god did you listen to brat? Should we go get a matcha latte and listen to the Brittany broski podcast?? But that’s enough hating. Rachel sennott is my goat and carried this so god damn hard.
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Sound of Freedom 2023
besides this being for 60 year old conservatives who’s wet dream is to hate crime someone, as a movie it fails at literally every front.
they deadass attempt to make you empathize with an old man who had sex with a 14 year old. like ???? genuinely baffling jaw dropping dogshit ass movie
( i will be upping the score of the greatest showman from a half star to a 1 star because i didn’t realize how shit a movie could really be until this)
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Challengers 2024
i don’t think i’ve ever been that faded in a theatre anden is greed in human form that fucking greedy fuck stealing my soda and lily! fucking enabling that fuck deadass took a 30-45 minute nap during this like i can’t lie i was faded and my tummy was full of box combo from canes anden spilt half a thing of salt on lily i took a salt shaker from the amc butter stand i took it like the fuck josh o’connor is so fuckable in this like he’s drenched in fuck good night
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