Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Oct 2024

  “Old, fat, and disgusting.”

  Demi Moore please bag that Oscar.

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  Orphan 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Oct 2024

  Infuriating watch, but probably a compliment.

  There’s only one genre of men I truly despise; the husbands in horror films who refuses to listen to their wives.

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  Close 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Oct 2024

  “And we’ll travel the world, even the moon.”

  This film is nothing short of a cinematic piece. We follow the journey of two young boys and the path that led them to a pivotal point in their friendship. The film does an outstanding job exploring the themes of toxic masculinity, and the dangerous, but very real consequences that follows it. I really do believe that this film couldn’t have been more beautifully told.

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