Favorite films

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  Eraserhead 1977

  ★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025 1

  Alright, I did the thing. I watched Eraserhead. Some cool visuals scattered throughout.
  I give it 1 and a half worm babies going *splat* against the wall out of 5.

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  Nickel Boys 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Very unique concept to visually tell the story. Cinematography was beautiful and the first person perspective drew the viewer's attention in such a natural way.
  Often, however, the conversations in this perspective took me out of the movie and instead into  a very slow first person video game. Both performances are difficult to appreciate as most of the performance takes place off screen and the voice overs feel unnatural.

Popular reviews

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ½ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  This is undoubtedly the worst movie I have ever seen.
  I could completely dissect every aspect of this dumpster fire but it doesn’t warrant that amount of attention. So in brief:
  The writing and dialogue shows no consideration for the intelligence of the viewer. The songwriting and singing performances of the cast are an insult to anybody remotely interested in musicals. The socio-political arguments the creators are attempting to present are laughably inconsistent. Zoe Saldãna’s accent comes and goes as…

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  Barbie 2023

  ★½ Watched 24 Dec 2023

  A Chevy Blazer commercial sandwiched between a movie seemingly written by an empty plastic doll. You get the sense Greta Gerwig feels you need a handheld guide along this uninspiring circular journey. Fortunately there are a handful of laughs thanks to Will Ferrell, Michael Cera, Kate McKinnon and Ryan Gosling along the way.

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