So first of all, I wanna point out that I am well aware of how big of a pathetic manchild this review is going to expose as.
With that said, I went into this movie ready to hate it. As soon as it started I shook my head and regret the decisions that lead to me paying money to watch this. I've always been annoyed with pretty much everyone's portrayals in these films, especially Sonic and Knuckles, and now adding…
Movie #4
Okay I'm not sure what the fuck happened in this one. So Shin Janki beats a bunch of guys at the start, he gets fat stacks that he puts in a paper bag and goes to the usual mahjong parlor. We then see some rude guy in a beanie get a 13 sided kokushi wait but deals in, he then gets really upset and also literally beats up some people. Shin Janki then beats some spoiled brat yakuza…
Aight, let's start out with some context:
I watched the first Deadpool and hated it.
I did not watch the second one
I'm pretty sure I can count the amount of MCU movies I've watched on two hands, and the amount I enjoyed can probably be containted to a couple digits.
I did enjoy Logan, though, and a friend of mine was planning on going to the midnight premiere of this one so I figured, what the hey, might as…
While the first film can be touted as a weaker retelling of the same plot as the original show, this one firmly cements the series' status as a divergent story. Thus, whereas I would label the first film as a shitty but ultimately harmless retelling of the show, I hold this to be a destructive spit in the face to the original. Every single change that has been made is for the worse. It feels as if the movie's sole…
