Tess

Tess

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Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Past Lives
  • Paris Is Burning
  • The Sound of Music

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  • Romeo and Juliet

  • Obvious Child

  • Heretic

  • Goldman v Silverman

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  • Nightbitch

    Nightbitch

    ½

    Never let a white feminist make a movie ever again, don’t do it

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    This might be hard to admit, but there was simply nothing i loved about this movie. Sure, the willem appearance stroked my fancy. But , dude, that’s it. Zilch was done with this movie, Eggers you are much better than this. You added nothing to the mix when you could have made a simple Dracula story so cool. Missed opportunity. Shall this be on any male - identifying individuals top 2024 films list…sleep with one eye open. 

    Lily Rose Nepo…

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