dax666

dax666

🍅-certified film critic. Lover of all types of films, but especially horror. I only log things I’m seeing for the first time.

Favorite films

  • Rosemary's Baby
  • Hereditary
  • Scream
  • The Descent

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  • Seven Veils

    ★★★½

  • The Rule of Jenny Pen

    ★★½

  • Last Breath

    ★★

  • Seed of Chucky

    ★★★★★

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★½

    The c*nty yellow overcoat almost pushed this to a perfect 5/5 for me.

  • Rushed

    Rushed

    ★½

    I sincerely thought this was going to be a slasher. It would have been a lot cooler if it was.

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  • Lisa Frankenstein

    Lisa Frankenstein

    ★★½

    Soundtrack is 10/10 though

  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    ★★

    Town police: Who could be taking these kids?

    Weird guy dressed like the goth version of the mad hatter, skulking around, in broad daylight, in his black “Abracadabra” van with no party-hosting info on it: *asks kids if they wanna see magic tricks before kidnapping them in clear view of 78 houses and releasing giant bundle of black balloons*

    Town police: We have absolutely no clue. 

    Town police: Let’s consult our local 9-year-old.