Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  If Cate Blanchett was my wife, I don’t think I would trust her. I don’t know, her face constantly looks like she’s up to something.

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  Total Recall 1990

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Arnold
  Iconic one-liners
  3-breasted lady
  Best eye bulges in cinema history
  Vaginaface (Hank from Breaking Bad)
  Sharon Stone
  Mainstream body horror
  Midget stripper
  FaceTime is invented
  Puerto Ricans on Mars
  …
  Unfortunately, they just don’t make shit like this anymore. Total Recall is one of the best Sci-Fi films ever.

  “Consider that a divorce.”

Popular reviews

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  Talk to Me 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Jul 2023

  A very disturbing film about grief that really surprised me. Great performances and a strong directorial debut. There’s some great imagery here that’ll get under your skin. I’ll keep an eye out for what the Philippou brothers do next.

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Nov 2023

  Saltburn is one of those films that I’m going to look back on and think how close it was to being something very special. Jacob Elordi & Barry Keoghan, I really can’t wait to see what the future has in store for these two guys because they’re great in everything I’ve seen them in.