Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Accountant 2016

  ★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  The best part of the film was an hour in when he started sniping guys on the farm and was pretty awesome for about 10 mins. Everything before and after that was pretty bland and overly complicated. It was alright, but definitely not the best written film in the world.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  If you told me in the mid-to-late 2000s that the goof who played Cedrick & Edward would end up being one of my fav actors, I’d never believe you. But nevertheless, here we are!

Popular reviews

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  Knock at the Cabin 2023

  ★★★ Watched 07 Feb 2023 1

  OH! HE LIKES PANCAKES??
  Welllll, why didn’t you just start off with that!?
  Eric, honey, he likes PANCAKES!!
  Shoot me in the face.

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  Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist 2023

  ★★ Watched 28 Jan 2023

  “RUN! IT’S A BOMB!” 

  As someone who worked on this film, I can at least say it’s better than I expected it would turn out to be! 
  That unfortunately doesn’t say much…
  But the cinematography was on point 👌 

  The sermon at the end really destroyed anything it was succeeding at.

  Funniest parts were the stock footage, the guy in the Jesus Halloween costume, and the endless usage of hackertyper.com. DONT KILL ME 😂