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  • Wicked

    ★★★½

  • Jaws 2

    ★½

  • Bait

    ★★★½

  • Deep Blue Sea

    ★★

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  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★★½

    you can pass ariana off as Galinda but that is just jeff goldblum 

    made it to sentimental man before eepy made me want to die

  • Jaws 2

    Jaws 2

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • 47 Meters Down: Uncaged

    47 Meters Down: Uncaged

    and the star IS for the fish screaming. what about it? if the shark can "evolve a sensitive sense of hearing to make up for the fact it evolved to be blind" (which. fun fucking fact i guess. SHARKS CAN HEAR REALLY WELL ALREADY) than the fish gets to SCREAM

  • Bait

    Bait

    ★★★½

    if people get over their want for realistic shark CGI this is a great (bad) movie tbh. perhaps my standards have been MASSIVELY lowered by the 4 shark movies i watched previous to this, but this one I think I would watch again. The B-plots were objectively pointless and added maybe 3 minutes total, but i didn’t hate them. Very repetitive given they’re stuck in the same room.
    Bonus half a star for realistic size of the species. and great whites are not unusual in australia