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Favorite films

  • Do the Right Thing
  • The Big Lebowski
  • The Matrix
  • Parasite

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  • The Alto Knights

  • Better Man

    ★★★★

  • Sing Sing

    ★★★★★

  • Space Jam

    ★★★★½

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  • The Alto Knights

    The Alto Knights

    Genuinely one of the most boring movies I’ve ever seen. Supreme dogshit. Every scene is like 25% longer than it should be which makes it feel like the ramblings of a senile lunatic but way less charming. I was so wrong about the trailer. Alto Knights heads… did we just lose?

  • Better Man

    Better Man

    ★★★★

    Rewatched it with the family because my sister and I need to spread the gospel of Robbie Williams. Did I just watch it earlier this week? Yes. Does that matter? No. That’s just what the monkey life is like. He’s right, there is nothing glamorous about a monkey doing coke

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  • Sing Sing

    Sing Sing

    ★★★★★

    Anytime during this movie that I began to think too hard about what I was seeing or feeling I immediately welled up with tears. Such an incredibly touching story, watching practice the same theater games I have was so special. Acting is such a special craft, and the power of art is something we need to never lose sight of. Anyone who gets to be part of that is so lucky, and this really made me want to go thank…

  • Space Jam

    Space Jam

    ★★★★½

    Hell yeah. Welcome to the jam. This should’ve been bill murray’s oscar