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  AVP: Alien vs. Predator 2004

  ★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025 1

  I don't like when a Predator takes off their mask

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  This is the year of Jack Quaid and we're all just living through it

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  Men 2022

  Watched 21 May 2022

  Not sure what numbered review I'd give it but let's just say it was a stark contrast from watching Chip n Dale right before it

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  Morbius 2022

  ★½ Watched 02 Apr 2022

  Sony Exec #1: "Ok, we need the next character for our Sony Spider-Man Universe (without a Spider-Man). Who should it be?"

  Sony Exec #2: "I have an idea, Morbius: the Living Vampire"

  Sony Exec #1: "who?"

  Sony Exec #2: "it doesn't matter, we'll have Jared Leto play him and have Matt Smith do a weird fucking dance scene every 5 minutes"

  Sony Exec #1: "sounds good!"

  This movie sucks so bad

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