Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Whisper of the Heart 1995

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  What’s this girl know about West Virginia ?????

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  We Live in Time 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Crash 1996

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Oct 2024

  Film 3/9 of Spader Sex

  •Would I fuck James Spader?
  ———> YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

  •Would this fetish turn me on?
  ———> Actually after this film most likely

  •Was this movie good?
  ———> Yes but only if you’re a freak

  •How high did I have to be to make it through?
  ———> Stone cold sober w/ a boner

  •Other comments:
  ———> I need James Spader in ways the human tongue cannot communicate. Take me now, James. I am ready for you. Please, I will do whatever you want Spader, sir.

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  Secretary 2002

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 20 Oct 2024

  Film 4/9  of Spader Sex

  • Would I fuck James Spader?
  ———> 💯💯💯💯

  • Would this fetish turn me on?
  ———> The better question is do I want to be Lee or Mr.Grey tbh

  •Was this movie good?
  ———> Silly but wonderful

  •How high did I have to be to make it through?
  ———> Baby I would watch this film under any and all influences

  •Other comments:
  ———> Ah, yes. The movie that started it all. I originally wanted to…