big d

big d

i’m talking about piping spaghettios into stale twinkies and eating them naked in the shower with a bottle of jaeger

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  • Cats

    ½

  • After

    ½

  • After We Collided

    ½

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  • Cats

    Cats

    ½

    Cats is an experimental, avant-grade film with a powerful philosophical message about the ephemeral nature of existence and our time upon this Earth. It really forces you to come to terms with the passage of time. It makes you confront how each second slips through our fingers like water and is lost forever to the relentless march of life ... because when watching this movie I never thought it would never fucking end. As each minute passed, I was filled…

  • After

    After

    ½

    i’ll never get back the 106 minutes I spent watching this. anna todd, you’ll be hearing from my therapist

  • After We Collided

    After We Collided

    ½

    how on god’s green earth did dylan sprouse get roped into this? is he being held hostage? is this a cry for help?

    harpoon skunk or whatever his name is punching down that door and chasing after that ambulance are some of the greatest scenes in cinematic history and you cannot convince me otherwise.