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Recent reviews

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  Memoir of a Snail 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  Intimately weird and weirdly intimate in perfect measure. 🐌 This won’t win the Oscar (it’s too dark and strange) but it ought to.

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  A pulp paperback mystery wrapped up in the secretive world of papal politics. Surprise Cardinals. Hidden Documents. Crises and conspiracies of faith. Every frame counts and Ralph Fiennes anchors the whole endeavour.

Popular reviews

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014

  ★ Watched 05 Jun 2016 2

  "I want you to drain every ounce of their blood, even if it kills them!"

  
  
  

  EVEN IF?????

  
  Garbage.

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  The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Nov 2024 1

  Poop out the paranoia and experimental film reality of Darren Aronofsky’s Pi, mix it it in a bucket with the pee of Troma’s most endearing juvenile releases, and dump it onto the unsuspecting heads of a sold out crowd at Hamilton’s Playhouse Cinema. That was my experience with Braden Sitter Sr.‘s audacious, hilarious, unhinged, self-indulgent, outsider cinema mini-epic: THE PEE PEE POO POO MAN. Its puerile premise and title belies the truly admirable DIY punk spirit and artistic ambitions of…

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