May May Thompson

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what if a comedian was a girl and also liked films

Favorite films

  • The Truman Show
  • Rocky IV
  • The Muppet Movie
  • The Last Words of Dolly Pentreath

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  • Alvin and the Chipmunks

    ★½

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 2

    ★★★★

  • The Goonies

    ★★½

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

    ★★★★½

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  • Attack of the 50 Foot Cheerleader

    Attack of the 50 Foot Cheerleader

    ★★★★

    I think this is a lesbian classic? I mean a guy does yodel into a girls giant “cavernous” pussy so hard to say really, but I think it feels queer coded. 

    22/365

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  • Alvin and the Chipmunks

    Alvin and the Chipmunks

    ★½

    “We’re talking chipmunks Dave, we can escape a cat carrier. It’s not even hard to do”

    Genuinely, I spent 90 whole minutes watching Would I Lie to You? clips on Facebook on my phone during this entire movie and it still sucked. 

    101/365

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 2

    Kill Bill: Vol. 2

    ★★★★

    I don’t think that buried alive scene is in the public consciousness nearly enough because I sure as fuck didn’t see it coming and it made me writhe. 

    100/365

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  • Ben 10: Race Against Time

    Ben 10: Race Against Time

    ★½

    the only race here is grandpa max’s blatant racism

  • Ronnie O'Sullivan: The Edge of Everything

    Ronnie O'Sullivan: The Edge of Everything

    ★★★★½

    I’m not a big sports person. I don’t find it interesting, engaging or all that fun to watch. But seeing Ronnie O’Sullivan say “I can’t do this anymore” through tears after becoming 7th time world champion made me feel something very profound. 

    There’s an interview with Super Smash Brothers: Melee champion “Hungrybox” where he talks about a conversation he once had with his father. According to him, he was once told, “you’ll be good. You might even be great. But…