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Good Will Hunting 1997
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Im convinced this is just Matt Damon 24/7 but constantly day dreaming about other peoples apples but with more reading and less math
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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 2006
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In the words of my favourite mega pint drinker “I got a jar of dirt”
Also that we need a Davy jones and a kracken parody porno because we need to see what that big massive hole be doing
In otherwords absolute cinema- your favourite immigrant film guy- pablo
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Flight Risk 2025
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Such lines as
you better tell your mam to take out her dentures for when I come overI haven’t even used even used my safe word yet
Makes this movie a masterpiece in its one lines however it is so dull and shit to the point it makes the last 15 minutes fly faster than the planes on September 11 2001, Mark Wahlberg didn’t need to go bald. This movie made me audibly cackle in laughter in sheer joy in how miserable the majority of the film was. Also they did my man Hassan dirty with the voice over
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Big Fish 2003
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NAKED Danny Devito what’s not to love ;)
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