deathpile

deathpile

Favorite films

  • Mysterious Skin
  • Ponyo
  • Marie Antoinette
  • Come and See

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  • First Reformed

    ★★★★

  • Prisoners

    ★★★★

  • Fight Club

    ★★★½

  • Queen of Diamonds

    ★★½

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  • First Reformed

    First Reformed

    ★★★★

    The saddest thing about this movie is that he didn't go blow himself up in the church with his bitch by his side...tragic. Really wish he did this, loved the barbed wire bomb vest but would have enjoyed more deaths, you gotta kill those fuckers who are trying to shut down your church!

  • Prisoners

    Prisoners

    ★★★★

    coby pearson child predator social experiment brought to the silver screen
    dares to bring forth the quandary, what would you do if you found a guy who had autism and lived in a RV?
    Quintessential twisted parable cinema in which you (the viewer who suffered a really hard divorce as a child) ponder what you would do if you had a child and then a pedophile stole the child but you don't actually have a child cause you're an unlovable and insufferable piece of shit.
    "BRO if i ever found out my child was dating a pedophile i would fucking kill them both"

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  • The Shining

    The Shining

    ★★★½

    explores the horrors of having a wife and a kid.
    could've been scarier if they gave him a daughter.
    I mean what can I say women, can't live with em can't live without em.

  • There Will Be Blood

    There Will Be Blood

    ★★

    "Now this ones for the fellas"
    "How do you say....dudes rock?"
    "Dudes and I cannot emphasize this enough rock"
    "Adds this movie to a lettboxd list called the essential mans cinema next to Drive and Scarface because this is the kinda movie that women just can't understand"
    "Goes on tinder date with filmbuff girl who says her favorite movie is [insert you least favorite indie movie pick that a girl who thinks she's different would choose}, heh sorry babe I'm…