Favorite films

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Jul 2023

  Florence Pugh is more naked in this film than not. 

  Oppenstar gets 4.5 heimers.

  To the bloke sitting in J5 unable to eat his popcorn under 2000db for 3 hours straight: fuck you.

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  RoboCop 2 1990

  ★½ Watched 23 Oct 2020

  Tackiest piece of shit I’ve ever seen. How can you miss the mark so bad? It’s not like Jaws 3 & 4 where you go that’s fucking horrible but I love it, it’s just pure shit. So disappointed, was excited for this. This man directed Empire Strikes back? Just goes to show it’s the screenplay that matters - this made Superman 4 look like the fucking Godfather.

Recent reviews

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  Shin Godzilla 2016

  ★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  My rating has ever so slightly changed for this film

  Everything I hated about this film the first time I saw it is what I loved this time round. It’s the most realistic approach to a Godzilla film which is incredibly interesting to watch. I do use the term realistic loosely as it is still a Godzilla film when you get down to it.

  
  I can’t tell if this is Godzillas best design or worst tbh. Maybe neither. I love…

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  Marching Powder 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025 2

  Was so close to rating this 4 stars but knew I’d get mugged off for this rating alone 

  Genuinely laughed more at this film than I have at any film for a while, and that’s mortifying. 

  This film also shows Max Payne 3 and Red Dead Redemption 2. Get in. 

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025 2

  I feel like I’ve been waiting the majority of my life for this to come out 

  Why is this Mark Ruffalo’s best performance?

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  Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Jun 2023

  I feel very unsure about this one! I enjoyed it, but part of me feels like I preferred how Kingdom of the Crystal Skull wrapped things up. There was some great moments, especially one when Indy answers what he’d do if he could go back in time.

  I think I expected more. I tried so hard to keep expectations low but apparently not low enough. That doesn’t mean it’s bad! Because it’s not. But I wanted more and perhaps that’s on me.