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Oppenheimer 2023
Florence Pugh is more naked in this film than not.
Oppenstar gets 4.5 heimers.
To the bloke sitting in J5 unable to eat his popcorn under 2000db for 3 hours straight: fuck you.
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RoboCop 2 1990
Tackiest piece of shit I’ve ever seen. How can you miss the mark so bad? It’s not like Jaws 3 & 4 where you go that’s fucking horrible but I love it, it’s just pure shit. So disappointed, was excited for this. This man directed Empire Strikes back? Just goes to show it’s the screenplay that matters - this made Superman 4 look like the fucking Godfather.
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Shin Godzilla 2016
My rating has ever so slightly changed for this film
Everything I hated about this film the first time I saw it is what I loved this time round. It’s the most realistic approach to a Godzilla film which is incredibly interesting to watch. I do use the term realistic loosely as it is still a Godzilla film when you get down to it.
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Marching Powder 2025
Was so close to rating this 4 stars but knew I’d get mugged off for this rating alone
Genuinely laughed more at this film than I have at any film for a while, and that’s mortifying.
This film also shows Max Payne 3 and Red Dead Redemption 2. Get in.
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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 2023
I feel very unsure about this one! I enjoyed it, but part of me feels like I preferred how Kingdom of the Crystal Skull wrapped things up. There was some great moments, especially one when Indy answers what he’d do if he could go back in time.
I think I expected more. I tried so hard to keep expectations low but apparently not low enough. That doesn’t mean it’s bad! Because it’s not. But I wanted more and perhaps that’s on me.
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