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  The French Dispatch 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Nov 2021

  Yet another fantastic movie that is poisoned by this tumor of a Frenchman. Where to begin? This will be Terminal Croissants 70th role as an unlikeable ass who mansplains every other line, endearing us with his superiority complex masking a painfully inferior person. My blood seethes at the thought that I have ever enjoyed the same kind of food as you or slept in a bed the same model as yours. Scum is not an apt insult for you. Scum…

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  Hot Summer Nights 2017

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Oct 2021

  I would absolutely destroy him in a fight. If you ever muster the courage to read this review (if you can read. More likely your illiterate) meet me behind the Denny’s at 3:00 AM. Any Denny’s. Any day. Trust me I’ll be there. Always waiting.

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  Paddington 2 2017

  ★ Watched 01 Sep 2021 1

  Glorifies the prison industrial complex and not in a good way. Also too British

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  Interstellar 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Sep 2021

  Petition to jettison Timtom Chartreuse into space and leave him there

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