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  Hypnotic 2023

  ★★ Watched 04 Jan 2024

  Sigh . 

  What a load a crap .

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  Swallowed 2022

  ★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2024

  Hilarious. What a ride . 

  The casting of that Freddy victim was gold . 

  Pure trash but fun .

Popular reviews

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  Lake Bodom 2016

  ★★ Watched 18 Apr 2023

  The first kill of the blonde guy doesn’t make sense . 

  Who was the booted stabber ?

  The girl ran to the loo in bare feet ?

  Was okay as one of these movies

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  Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

  ★ Watched 19 Feb 2022

  What a generous amount of poo this next ‘chapter’ excretes . 

  Appalling story , characters that are so disconnected to make even the slightest cohesion.

  Probably the most horrific thing in this,  was the blatant miscasting of literally every character. 

  I watched it . But I wish I  hadn’t . Did the script writer even think about this , any research whatsoever?

  Tobe Hooper , and similar director / producers should keep 100 year controls over their original stories and stop these wasteful abominations .

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