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  Heretic 2024

  ★★ Watched 15 Nov 2024 1

  Have you ever thought to yourself “I wish I could see Hugh Grant mansplain religion to two nubile Mormon girls”? If so, I’m worried about your mental state AND I would recommend this movie to you.

  2 stars cause Sophie Thatcher is great.

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  The Requin 2022

  ★ Rewatched 23 Jul 2022

  I’m only taking the time to review this movie so that I can remind future me to never watch it again. I have a tendency to forget which shark movies I’ve watched, so CAILIN YOU HATED THIS MOVIE. It took you four days to even finish it. The plot, acting, dialogue, special effects, sharks, realism (or lack thereof) was all horrible. And why did it end that way? Why is Alicia Silverstone so bad at screaming? Was the budget for this movie $300? I’ve seen better effects in a commercial for The General car insurance.

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