Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Alamo: The Price of Freedom 1988

  ★ Watched 16 Feb 2023

  Kinda sucked but I liked the part where Jesus Christ randomly showed up and blessed the Mexican soldiers who proceeded to slaughter the Texans

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  Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 1964

  ★★★★★ Added

  Imagine if this actually happened, wouldn't that be funny?

Popular reviews

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  Scary Movie 2000

  ★ Added

  "Guys!!! It's a parody of a horror film but the villain is a pretty silly dude!! Quirky and funny and clever, huh?? Also some teenagers fucking killed a dude and dumped his body in a river!! How silly of them!!! Also their female gym teacher has a penis!!! So he can prey on the girls in the locker room!!! And the black football player is GAY!!!! He has a big penis too!!! Isn't that hilarious??? I love comedy and horror and funny movies and hilariousness and... scary movies!!!!"

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 2 2022

  ★★★★ Added

  As a movie, it's fine. As a Sonic movie, it's REALLY good.

  The first half feels rushed and incomplete in its exposition, but it really starts picking up in the second half with its action and real plot development. Jim Carrey goes absolutely insane for the role, and if this is his last one, this is a great way to go out. Idris Elba as Knuckles was also very enjoyable and I liked the direction the writers and Elba took…