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  Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992

  ★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  MAKE MOVIES SEXY AGAIN

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  this one was mind boggling 

  on principle, i can’t say i believe in the artistic merit of any of the disney live actions. and regardless of that fact, i also tend to not really like them, just in general. and i also don’t think i can say i “liked” this one

  HOWEVER, i did like it more than i was expecting to! which was, again, not at all.

  ultimately they bit off a lot more than they could chew here,…

Popular reviews

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  Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  what a sweet & unique & gory(ish) & WEIRD & surprisingly soft story about longing & compassion & human connection & coming into your own in a world that doesn’t feel made for you, set in a french suburban nightscape inexplicably crawling with vampires. i really liked this!

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  Anora 2024

  ★★ Watched 13 Jan 2025

  i admit i thought the critiques i’d seen of this movie veered on the reactionary side, but no - this is just as gratuitous and superficial as everyone is saying.

  for a movie supposedly defined by the titular anora, we know shockingly little about her. who she is, why she is, and most importantly: why should we as an audience care? mikey madison’s acting isn’t enough to save the disinterest this film has in its own main character

  for a…