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  • The Handmaiden

    ★★★★½

  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

    ★★

  • Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

    ★½

  • Coneheads

    ★★★

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  • The Handmaiden

    The Handmaiden

    ★★★★½

    Surely this movie’s popularity here is in no way amplified by the hot Asian lesbian sex scenes.

  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

    Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

    ★★

    I kinda like the yoda fight and the end light saber fight that takes place on the set of Volcano (1997)

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  • Trap

    Trap

    ★★½

    The real trap was M. Night getting us all to watch his daughter’s concert

  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★★★½

    I have not been this hyped for a movie in a long time, so I knew going in it almost certainly couldn’t exceed my expectation. If nothing else, movies lovers should point to this film and its exquisite marketing campaign as a prime example of why not to give too much, if anything, away in a trailer (I’m staring at you, needless remake of the sublime Speak No Evil. Shame on you in every way 😑) 

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