Insulting TDS schlock.
I’ve had it with this infantile political capeshit.
This is cinema post 2020.
No editing, no trust for the audience to have any sort of semblance of intelligence. Interesting concepts purely for trailer draw that are immediately thrown away for film executive formula bullshit.
We could have gotten an interesting Soma esque investigation of the continuity of consciousness but instead we just got avatar mashed up with an snl skit.
If you’re going to do an on…
Somewhere between cronenberg and jodorowsky with a schmaltzy ass ending
Okay now THIS is the absolute worst movie to watch on a work night while pregnant
Edit: Ugh okay I’m updating my review from 2 to 3 stars. I can’t stop thinking about this movie and how well it did capture being alone and afraid at night as a child. I take back the all aesthetics no substance critique!
The rave reviews seem like romanticization of analog (as opposed to digital) childhoods. All aesthetics and no substance. Movie is essentially like four spooky tiktoks linked by mind numbing camera panning shots of rooms and toys. Could…
