This is the story of a dad assembling an IKEA desk for his daughter while she's on a school trip to Boston. A task he has put off for some time, she's now on her return flight and hours away. His son happens to be visiting, and finds himself forced to help.
"This movie really is a piece of shit." Dad says, banging one of the table legs into place.
"Easy Rider isn't a movie you can just throw on…
This is the story of a boy who really didn't want to see this movie, but was forcibly taken by his grandmother. At some point the main baby escapes and is living in a mall playing Croc on the PS1. This reminded the boy of his own copy of Croc at home.
This is the story of a dad who kicked off his "80s comedy rental phase" with his son, soon discovering he could embarrass him during choice scenes - like when Phoebe Cates blows the carrot, or that whole bathroom jack-off thing. His son would grow up thinking high school would be fucking awesome, but no, high school wasn't cool like this at all.
This is the story of a dad who was in the midst of his "80s comedy rental phase" with his son. Thankfully, he would fall asleep before all the sorority house T and A, forfeiting the opportunity to embarrass him.
