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  It Ends with Us 2024

  ½ Watched 10 Feb 2025

  Shockingly bad dialogue, which is to expected of something adapted from Colleen Hoover, but the way that the script can’t make these cardboard characters feel even the slightest bit organic is really astounding. The characters suck, like literally all of them. They cannot even be analyzed because they are obviously written to fulfill strange, “dark romantic” fantasies that Hoover caters to. Boring direction with some pretty jarring cuts. It was fun to note how many licensed songs played as a…

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  I struggle to understand the point of this film at all. Its portrayal of the trans experience and Mexican culture is horrifically reductive and there’s not a single song that isn’t bland (that God’s door song…. Ugh). It fails to tell a compelling story as I don’t care at all about Emilia or Rita as characters and their chemistry is nonexistent. They’re empty vessels to move about in chintzy set pieces with dramatic lighting in an attempt to distract from…

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Dec 2024

  Definitely the best of the trilogy like duh. No cringe human side plots and the humans characters felt naturally woven into the story rather than oddly juxtaposed between the Sonic cast’s plot like in the second movie. 

  The humor was very solid and even when a joke didn’t land that pacing was quick enough to move onto the next gag so there wasn’t any period of time where I was left groaning and rolling my eyes…. Like in the second…

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Jul 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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