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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  would be a 3.5 but i fell in love with the evil twink (not barry keoghan, the other one)

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  i first saw this movie in theater with my best friend slash lesbian situationship and then with my conservative asian parents and i cannot say which viewing i sobbed harder at

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  Sausage Party 2016

  ★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  i can’t believe they tried to shoehorn barely palatable israel palestine commentary into a movie about dicks

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  Elf 2003

  ★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  how i despise the genre of movies where a seemingly perfectly functioning adult goes out into the “real world” and gets their shit rocked

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